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Tuesday, March 10, 2026

If I watch a TV show enough times I'm going to start doing fan art // My Best Drawings from Nov. 2025 ~ Feb. 2026

Hello, my fellow creatives!

What is happening on Movies Meet Their Match today is I'm departing from my usual content of words and instead sharing how I've been swallowed by the multiverse of fan art. 

It all started with challenging myself to do Inktober in 2025 and after that...I just kept drawing? And my subjects continued to be from movies and TV shows, so I thought I'd see what you guys think! I've drawn a lot of bad drawings, but today I'm showing the best from the last four months.

I'm not trained as an artist in anyway, this is just a huge hobby for me and posting them here gives me a chance to analyze what I did right and wrong and how I can grow in the future. If there's something I'm even more under qualified for being than an artist, it's a photographer, so please excuse my poor attempts at photos. I edited the pictures to the best of my ability and discovered that it's much more complicated than taking photos of ink drawings to try to keep all of the shading visible.

These are in mostly chronological order so my progression can be shown, and there aren't spoilers as all of these shots are out of context. I hope you enjoy!


Robin Hood (2006-2009 BBC series)

It all started with me rewatching Robin Hood in November. You see, because this is my...9th rewatch? I've lost count. Because it's a little obsessive I only allowed myself to watch if I drew something from every episode. I've done 12 episodes, but here are some of my favorites.

(I can't show my drawings of Roy and Will because the eyes were off enough that it made the whole thing look wrong, and then my drawing of Djaq got smudgy. One of Little John was pretty fun, but it's my multiple drawings of Marian that show who's my favorite character).

The one in which I had a mental crisis about how to draw an arrow. I had to redo Marian's eyes so. many. times. but it was worth it because everything finally clicked into place. Robin looks a little like an old man...

Usually I'm trying to go for as realistic as possible, but this was fun to take a more cartoon-character approach for Much.

It was sooooooo satisfying to get Guy's smirk. I had to improvise with the arms a bit because they weren't included in my reference photo but I think they turned out okay despite my multitude of shading techniques.


Let It Snow (2019)

This is what launched me into doing characters from whatever I most recently watched; my sister had recently shown me Let It Snow, and while I didn't love it, I thought the Duke was adorable so I decided to draw her. The drawing looks more like me than Angie, but for a quick sketch it makes me happy.


The Man Who Invented Christmas (2017)

I did quite a few drawings with the bubble text, haha. Christopher Plummer is very photogenic and therefore...drawing-genic? Draw-able? I should also draw him when he's younger, a la The Sound of Music.


Wednesday (2022- )

I was coming down off the high from season 2 (was? I still am) and that got channelled into my drawings. If sharing my drawings turns into a regular blog series, expect to see many more from this show!

I started rewatching with my sister and we paused right on this scene when she left for a moment so I started drawing while I waited. As you do. Again, it has more of a cartoon/animated approach and I like how it turned out, even with the accentuated shadows.

The jacket was oodles of fun to do. I've found I love pencil drawings because my favorite part is smearing things.


True Beauty (2020)

Every once in a while I chicken out of drawing people's faces, especially if there are so many of them, but outlines are just as much fun to do. This is a reminder that I should do more from k-dramas...


The Sandlot (1993)

I couldn't get the baseball cap right, but I'm really happy with everything else. Benny has such intense looks when he's concentrating and I imagine I look about the same when I'm drawing.


K-Pop Demon Hunters (2025)

Guess who watched the animated phenomenon and is OBSESSED. There's a little color in this one because I was playing around with my colored pencils to make a Honmoon effect, but it didn't turn out in the photo. I usually don't like drawing animated characters because I compare it too much to how it "should" look, but this one was a BLAST. 


Meine teuflisch gute Freundin [How to Be Really Bad] (2018)

I drew not one, but TWO drawings from this movie. And both of them are of Lilith because I love her and her hair. While the other one is technically a better drawing, it doesn't look like her? Maybe it doesn't have her devilish attitude.

Only after I did all the editing of the photo did I realize the weird shadow in the corner, so please ignore it and "pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."



Sense & Sensibility (1995)

In which I learned that regency bonnets are delightful to draw.

For the majority of the time I was drawing this, it didn't look like Marianne and it was annoying me. Then I erased one line around her eye and like magic everything worked out. An eraser is just as important as a pencil!


Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

Hence my opening gif. I don't even like this movie, but Michelle Yeo is gorgeous so I wanted to draw her. I'm not quite satisfied with how I captured her, but I liked how I started shifting away from my reference photo by adding my own swirls, mirroring the crazy things that can happen in this film.


Merlin (2008-2012)

To finish out this time period, the last drawings are from my rewatch of Merlin. These are from season 4, and I did one of Arthur which was pretty cool with the exception of his eyes. Eyes can make or break an entire drawing. So I think I'm going to redo it a bit and maybe post it another time.

There's a weird tilt to his head which I didn't catch until I wrote the words, otherwise I would've maybe fixed it. The opening lines fit perfectly and that was really satisfying because I didn't plan it out that way at all, I was just inspired by "on the shoulders" line.

These two are barely in the show but are some of my favorite characters. I used two different reference photos to put them together and only halfway through doing Tristan (after Isolde was already complete) did I realize that the shadows for the two pictures were from different angles. I think I sort of made it work, but that's something to definitely watch for in the future if I do another collage-type drawing.


There you have it, those are my recent sketches! What do you guys think? Which ones are your favorites (I think mine is Tristan and Isolde or Benny or Huntrix or...I can't decide)? Do you love smearing things as much as I do when it comes to pencil shading? Any drawing tips? What should I draw next? Which TV show should become my new obsession?? 

Catch ya next time!

Chloe the MovieCritic

Chloe out.

[All drawings by Chloe 2025 and 2026, not to be reused anywhere except on Movies Meet Their Match]

Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fANNEdango? // how Sabatini's novel and Austen's Persuasion oppose and complement each other

Because a "Bohemian Rhapsody" reference is always fun.

Hello, friends!

Do you ever have where you're reading a book and it reminds you so much of something, that you end up describing it to people as, "It's just like XYZ, but the exact opposite!" 

...How can a story be so much like something if it is the exact opposite? Well, that's what I'm going to explore today as Rafael Sabatini's Scaramouche reminds me of Jane Austen's Persuasion.

I'm looking at how the two main characters in the respective novels--André-Louis Moreau and Anne Elliot--are diametrically opposed, but learn lessons that work well together. In fact, their differences give me a more complete picture of what I think is trying to be said by both authors, and their polarity doesn't make one better than the other, rather complementary. I find them both fascinating in different yet similar ways. Each of them have a foil in their corresponding stories (maybe Aline for André-Louis and Wentworth for Anne?) yet I've decided to do an inter-story analysis.

The most simple way of comparing them is that their names both start with "An," which is why my title is fANNEdango. Hehe. I know, it's a terrible pun, I apologize!

~ This post is going to have mild spoilers for the two works as I'll be discussing the character development and lessons learned. Scaramouche itself has SO MUCH happening in terms of plot that I will not give away, so reading this post there are a few reveals but you'll be safe from the really big plot twists. ~

When I was throwing around ideas of how to articulate myself I was calling Scaramouche the "anti-Persuasion." But that doesn't mean that I am against the work! My freshman year of college I gave a whole persuasive speech about why one should read Jane Austen, if that gives you any indication that I am "pro-Persuasion." I also lay claim on Persuasion for being my second favorite Jane Austen--after Pride and Prejudice because I'm basic--but I have only read it once and that was six years ago, so forgive any of my mistakes about the plot interpretation or quote context as I am not a Persuasion scholar.  

I'm hoping to draw some of you Austen fans in, as most people probably haven't heard of Rafael Sabatini. He was an author in the early 20th century whose work featured pirate stories, such as The Black Swan, The Sea Hawk, and Captain Blood, the last of which was adapted into a movie with Errol Flynn in 1935. While low on the buccaneering, his historical fiction work Scaramouche is not lacking in excitement.

All the swashbuckling for the win! And all the Errol Flynn for the win!
Scaramouche has been adapted into two films--one in 1923 and the other in 1952--but has since, for the most part, fallen out of cultural recognition, with exception of the band Queen making it a catchphrase in their song "Bohemian Rhapsody." I think it's a pity that there hasn't been a more recent film adaptation because I would have a TON of fun with that. Since, though, it is not so well known, I don't expect the majority of my readers to know what I'm talking about, so here is a quick, non-spoilery overview of Scaramouche:


Set on the backdrop of the French Revolution, Sabatini looks at the class disputes and political spats that added to the layers of the revolt. André-Louis is not popular in social standings, but is one of the best lawyers of his age, and all that matters to him is his one friend Phillippe Vilmorin, his godfather, and his cousin, Aline. He's always been on the safe side of the law, but when he gets a close-up view of injustice he swears revenge and uses what talent he has: his own persuasive voice. He rallies the people on a viewpoint he does not believe in purely because he sees it as the means to the end he is pursuing. He himself ends up being the one pursued and while in hiding he exceeds at new skills and makes a name for himself in the theatrical world under the mask of Scaramouche*.

*The archetype of Scaramouche is not a creation of Sabatini's but a character in Italian opera/theatre. The New Oxford American dictionary says the term describes one who is "a boastful but cowardly person," literally "skirmish." This archetype in opera is used to be a bit of a rabble-rouser, or fool. 

To set up our contrast, here is a brief overview of Persuasion:

Anne Elliot is dealing with the aftermath of being persuaded. She was engaged to a poor yet promising lieutenant, but her family peer-pressured her into breaking it off because he was below her station. Now eight years later her family's own finances are poor, which adds to Anne's regret that she's been carrying around since she broke off the engagement. Who happens to show up in her life but her old fiancé, who is now the wealthy Captain Wentworth. Their circumstances have flipped, which adds to Anne's discouragement about being persuaded. Seeing how wrong her family was back then, she's trying to have more control in her own life. Through the book we see how Anne can be calm in times of hysteria and panic, and how she has grown to be a steady presence. Now there are new pressures of whom she should marry and she's trying to only be persuaded by her own heart.

M'kay. So how are these related? Let's introduce our protagonists.

André-Louis Moreau:

"He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad" (Sabatini, Scaramouche). (A pretty dope opening line if I do say so myself.)

André-Louis is annoyingly good at everything. This is to say he's strikingly intelligent in an academic sense, but not that emotionally intelligent. He resists feelings about things he cannot change. Not because he couldn't lean into emotions (as an actor you learn to interpret people to an extent) but because he does not see the benefit in it. In fact, putting on a mask helps him embrace that to a certain degree more than when he started out, however when he leaves acting he also seems to leave any emotions behind.

Yes, this is Sir Percy Blakeney of The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934), but both stories are about the French Revolution or its aftermath so let's go with it, shall we? I couldn't find a good image of him actually...okay

Anne Elliot:

“She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older: the natural sequel of an unnatural beginning” (Austen, Persuasion).

Anne has always been the obedient one (#MiddleSibling) and throughout the course of the book we see how many strengths she has even though she tears herself down for being persuaded of something she didn't want to do. Persuasion comes from her trusting the words of others over her own fortitude. It's a sign of being insecure. Anne learns to be secure both in her characteristics and decisions as she's making them for her own benefit, not for anyone else's.

The way I see these two characters being connected is through elements of persuasion, denial, and emotions. Each of those build upon each other, so let's break those down.


Persuasion (the concept, not the book):

André-Louis's training as a lawyer means he's the one doing the persuading and he knows all the tricks of the trade, so he can spot a con from a mile away and measures everything through logic not emotion, judging others for not doing the same. He tells his friend Phillippe "You must change man, not systems" (Sabatini, Scaramouche), which implies that he is so firmly set in his own beliefs that he doesn't think other people are able to be persuaded in the long run. He ends up discovering how much a mob mentality can affect people.

In the first few chapters we see him using the unrest of the people to his own benefit: “He had wrought them up to a pitch of dangerous passion, and they were ripe for any violence to which he urged them. If he had failed with the windmill, at least he was now master of the wind” (Sabatini, Scaramouche). 

I do love a good Don Quijote reference.

Despite---or possibly because of---being a student of the law, he doesn't actually care that much for the laws itself, yet believes that the only way to find justice is to play that game. The current systems are deeply disturbing to Phillippe, but André-Louis himself has a bit of a nihilistic mindset; whatever replaces this current government will likely have its own flaws.

“I am ready to admit that the present government is execrable, unjust, tyrannical—what you will; but I beg you to look ahead, and to see that the government for which it is aimed at exchanging it may be infinitely worse” (Sabatini, Scaramouche).

André-Louis resists being persuaded: Phillippe tries to persuade him to stand up for justice; his godfather tries to persuade him to not be involved in politics; Le Chapelier and others try to persuade him to be MORE invested in politics. André-Louis ends up doing some of these things, i.e. getting quite involved in politics, but he does it for his own reasons, not what anyone else said.

Footage of Phillippe and André-Louis, courtesy of Enola Holmes (2020).

Let's take the last example from my above list, where Le Chapelier and another show up to André-Louis's dueling studio to ask André-Louis to use his skills and, well, kill the people in the meetings that are killing all of their own.

André-Louis refuses, saying that is a despicable use of the sword and that succumbing to being like their enemies makes them no better than their enemies. He fully lays them out, eloquently and brutally as is his want. Le Chapelier sees it is no use and says, fine, we'll just have to find someone else to deal with La Tour d'Azyr.

Aka André-Louis's archenemesis.

And André-Louis flips on a coin.

But from what we have seen of his character so far, it's not a contradiction to his personality. He's doing it for his own reasons, not for what anyone else is persuading him to do. He voiced opinions that were not his own to spite La Tour d'Azyr. He's given up careers to spite La Tour d'Azyr. Now he'll give up his morals to fight La Tour d'Azyr, but that is his reasoning and no one else's.

Some "sword fighting," for those of you still celebrating Christmas until Jan. 6th.

Persuasion has an after-effect, which is what Austen's whole book is about. To wrap that up in one word (which is not the title), I would say that impacts one's integrity. Once one has been pressured to do something and it doesn't turn out in a desirable way, it makes one feel untrue to oneself and one's own initial wishes. André-Louis maintains his integrity if nothing else while Anne is trying to regain hers.

Austen's works often look at the how strong her characters are, not in a physical sense but in their personality and integrity. Anne was not persuaded because she had a "weak character," it was because she cared about people; “If I was wrong in yielding to persuasion once, remember that it was to persuasion exerted on the side of safety, not of risk” (Austen, Persuasion). 

Not my favorite version, but thought it should get a place in the post still.

Let's get something straight right away: caring for people is not weak (that's what André-Louis needs to learn, but more on that in a minute). What Anne learns is that she cared for the wrong person/people; she chose those so wrapped up in their own vanities that they persuaded her out of fearing how her choice would make society look at them, not the man who cared for her in return.

We can also sympathize with Anne for her time period, as women did not have a lot of choices; economics and wealth are constant subtle themes in Austen's bibliography. What's important in the book is that Anne is already beating herself up for making the wrong decision BEFORE Wentworth reenters the picture with changed fortunes. She's learned from her family's indulgences---what got them to their current state of "near-destitution"---that money is not everything; what matters is being happy with people one trusts. One can only be persuaded by a credible source, so Anne has come to realize she put her trust in the wrong people. It was a risk and she bet on material things instead of intangible things.

Cynicism courtesy of Amy March in Little Women (2019). 

To look briefly at the other side of risk, Sabatini's novel is fraught with more threats than poverty. Andre Louis is always putting himself into danger, choosing risks, not safety, much to the distress of his family. Those things do not weigh into his decisions, but how he feels about it, and he knows his family will feel what they will, but he won't let their feelings persuade him. This leads to our next factor: denial.


Denial:

This is kind of the mushy middle between my points of persuasion and emotions, but it is what gives the story plot. If a character developed instantly, we'd be bored. 

André-Louis is in a bit of denial about his own mortality. He doesn't think of himself as being immortal, but he seems to not worry about his ultimate demise. It is Aline who convinces him early on to run away. It is his godfather who is always worried about the risks. Yet André-Louis repeatedly acts as if no one cares about him, as if he must only look out for himself. There's this whole scene where he gaslights himself into thinking that his adversary is the one who is cared about and it couldn't possibly be him.

“I am just a rascal who tries to be honest—Scaramouche always, in fact; a creature of sophistries" (Sabatini, Scaramouche).

There's also a little bit where André-Louis insists "I am not a man of action." He says this several times, it kind of becomes his MO by the end and is always a pointed remark at one person. That one person is admitted to be honest at all times. The ingredients of "man of action" and honesty/lies, leads me to take the negation of a quote from The Princess Bride (1987); if André-Louis is NOT a man of action, lies do become him? 

What's another word for lies to oneself? Denial.

This is surprising because to be a lawyer and a swordsman means he must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far away from yourself---hold up, that's still from The Princess Bride (1987).

Jokes aside, André-Louis is in denial because he thinks he is being true to himself. And he is, but he's also very much in denial of certain feelings. The feelings he has categorized as getting him into trouble in the past; the feelings he thinks will cloud his judgement: love, compassion, care, etc..

The thought of being judged by others has made Anne in denial about how others feel. She's sure that her past mistakes are irreparable.

Looking to the past, not the future.

“Soon, however, she began to reason with herself, and try to be feeling less. Eight years, almost eight years had passed, since all had been given up. How absurd to be resuming the agitation which such an interval had banished into distance and indistinctness! What might not eight years do? Events of every description, changes, alienations, removals,--all, all must be comprised in it; and oblivion of the past...

Alas! with all her reasonings, she found, that to retentive feelings eight years may be little more than nothing” (Austen, Persuasion, emphasis mine).

Linguistically, the opposite of denial would probably be approval, but there is a line to walk in the real world. The book laments, “How quick come the reasons for approving what we like” (Austen, Persuasion). Anne is dissimilar to her father and sisters because she doesn't just approve everything that sounds good to her, and that is a strength in and of itself. Her integrity is there, if she will just look beyond what happened in the past.

Denial and regret go hand-in-hand; Anne regrets she did not choose the alternative and is in denial that her life will ever change now. Hope is a huge theme in Austen's book and Anne struggles by denying herself hope. Hope is a commitment, and one can be half hope and half agony, but that's only after there is not denial left. 

Speaking of agony, let's talk about emotions.

 

Emotion:

“We live at home, quiet, confined, and our feelings prey upon us” (Austen, Persuasion).

What goes better (again) with The French Revolution than a story that takes place semi-during the U.S. Civil War?

Part of the reason that Anne is living in this dance of denial is it the only way to escape from her thoughts, when she is so often neglected, left to reflect on what could've been. André-Louis, meanwhile, draws his denial from the fact that he doesn't have time to waste on those feelings. His version of the early 2010s phrase, "Ain't nobody got time for that."

While André-Louis is brilliant in many ways, Sabatini gives us an insider's view on how he is missing out on something.

“You behold him at the age of four-and-twenty stuffed with learning enough to produce an intellectual indigestion in an ordinary mind” (Sabatini, Scaramouche).

André-Louis, like all good protagonists, makes the story longer for himself by going about things the hard way. He gives himself emotional indigestion by not processing things. The story would've been much shorter if he had asked those around him how they felt, instead of trying to sort things out for himself. From being in denial, he assumes much about the people around him. Despite having a genius-level of observation, he cannot know everything about others. That wisdom comes from experience.

As for Anne, “She hoped to be wise and reasonable in time; but alas! Alas! She must confess to herself that she was not wise yet” (Austen, Persuasion). Andre-Louis also acts as if he's wise, but the narrator tells us that he is not emotionally savvy. We just hope that we become that way by the end of our stories.

Life is complicated, Edmond. And anyone who says otherwise is selling something....

Stories have ups and downs, embarrassments and mistakes; “Anne hoped she had outlived the age of blushing; but the age of emotion she certainly had not” (Austen, Persuasion). And that's the thing, emotions ARE good. André-Louis is learning this, and Anne is learning that her emotions are valid, too.


Conclusions:

I've thrown a lot of thoughts out there, so now time to be direct.

What I think Austen is trying to say: Persuasion leads to a denial of one's self, and the only way to counteract that is to reconnect with one's emotions. 

One can make a mistake, but let that be one's own mistake, not a mistake one was persuaded into making.

So many good Austen adaptations came out in 1995 and I have yet to watch this one...

“She felt that she could so much more depend upon the sincerity of those who sometimes looked or said a careless or a hasty thing, than of those whose presence of mind never varied, whose tongue never slipped” (Austen, Persuasion). 

My tongue often slips, which is why I prefer writing to express myself. The above quote reminds me of André-Louis's rigidness vs. his sincere friend, Phillippe, one who sometimes is careless but always with good intentions. André-Louis is a master of words and sees each one as his tool, looking down on those who do not wield them as well. He hasn't become a master of his emotions, yet, though. Which brings us to...

What I think Sabatini is trying to say: To counteract the denial of one's emotions, one needs to persuade oneself that one's emotions are true. 

One's integrity comes from listening to one's heart---yes, one's emotions. They are not a weakness, but a place to find oneself.

Okay, those summaries may be a bit of a stretch to fit my pattern. The gist of it is that mind and heart, decisions and mistakes, are all human things. One does not use solely logic or emotions, but a mix of both, which Scaramouche and Persuasion explore. 



Now I've persuaded myself to reread Persuasion...



Thanks to all of you for reading! I wanted to get one last post in for 2025 and decided to buckle down and get this one done since I've been stewing on it for the entirety of November and December. Thanks to Sarah Seele and Katie Hanna for encouraging me to explain myself after I posted my review on Goodreads!

How many of you are Austen fans? Any Sabatini readers? What do you think of my dissection of persuasion-denial-emotions? What are other characters who oppose and compliment each other? What is your favorite Persuasion adaptation? How do you think integrity and persuasion are related?

Happy end of 2025, friends!


Chloe the MovieCritic

If you guys haven't seen the Muppet's version of "Bohemian Rhapsody", you need to stop what you're doing and go watch it.

Sunday, February 19, 2023

The "Flaming Hot...Five Reasons Why" Tag // In which MC gets uncomfortable for your Entertainment

Sup, guys.
Because, flames, fire, you know....
I've been wanting to use this gif for FOREVER and now is as good a time as any.
Sorry that it's been a while! How is the shortest month of the year going for you? I had masterful plans for posts in January and thought I was going to hit my 500th post, but, as you can see, that didn't happen. I wanted to embrace my break as much as I could and I started writing tons of different posts but just never finished any of them. Which means it's too late now for the Smashing and Dashing Character Awards 2022. But maybe next year! It means that I have a lot of good content coming in the future. Someday. I just need to finish them. 

I got back to school and classes and rehearsal have been amazing and just completely consuming. It's nice that I wasn't type cast because it is so hard to be a character who is ambitious and disdainful and never smiles until bade to do so. Hard but oh so fun. I'm putting that all aside for the most brief of moments to get this post up.

I may be living the fire side of this up a little bit...

I got tagged. Yes, I have a ton of tags, but this one seems apt for Valentine's Day (which we are pretending this is closer to). Hamlette tagged me for the "Flaming Hot...Five Reasons Why" tag.

This is a very foreign topic for me, and I wasn't planning on doing it, but my sister texted me (from two states away) and said she had seen Hamlette's post and I HAD to do it. So if this is your jam, thank my sister.

When I try to imitate other people...
The Rules:
-You must add the name of the blog that tagged you AND those of the Thoughts All Sorts and Realweegiemidget Reviews with links to ALL these sites.. and use the natty cat themed picture promoting this post. 
-List 5 of your all-time swoon-worthy characters from TV or Film, i.e. crushes/objects of your affection. And do mention the actor or actress who plays them, as you might like James Bond as played by Timothy Dalton and no one else, etc., etc. 
-Add 5 reasons why you love them, in five sentences.
-Link to 5 other bloggers. 
-Add lovely pictures, gifs or videos of those you selected. 
-Oh…and post these rules.


So, first I want to talk about how weird this is for me. Last year, Olivia did a post on if fictional characters were her "type", and let's just say I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO MUCH (especially because one of the characters she listed is one of the characters I included in this post). You should go read that post to save me my pains of typing. I'll type anyway, but still, go read what she says.

Okay, so, something that I don't do is fall in love with fictional characters. Do I get more invested in their own stories than my real life? Yes. Do I generate actual feelings or crushes for them? No, not really. It's very rare if I do. For three big reasons:
-I adopt characters. I think of them as my sweet children. Post on that HERE.
I may or may not have another post like that in the works. One that may include this golden boy...

-I do not have crushes on characters I relate to.

-I am not attracted to characters I ship with someone else.
See, I don't do this. Source
What about when I relate to a character? What about if I am a character 100%? Then I still ship the two characters, but am not myself personally interested in the love interest. I ship the love interest with that version of me, but not the version of me I am living. Apparently not everyone else does this? This is the weird thing? Story of my life. I have a lot of strange opinions on shipping that I will maybe one day write about further.

(Has this developed into if I am interested in someone in real life then I start shipping them with someone else? That's a strange logic you used...)
I say this to myself on a daily basis.
On a related note, I just cannot image myself in a relationship? I can barely handle my life as it is. I am not that much of a romantic person. I mean, once I get behind I ship I am FULLY in (guys, the amount of space my OTP takes up in my heart is unhealthy), but real life I've always been the person to be like, "gross, kissing." Yes, apparently I am 5 at heart.

This is about the level of my romantic soul.
Kat is an Icon.
The final straw was actually that Katie answered this tag, too. I was like, "Okay, if she can, I can." Katie's the epitome of cool and you should go check her blog out.

And I'm probably overthinking this a lot. These characters are people I have not adopted, I don't relate to, and they don't have any romantic interests. You would not believe how long it took for me to come up with this. The way I approach this leaves a select few people, because most fall into those three categories. And then people falling into the right age range narrows it down again. And I didn't want to talk about anyone I'd already mentioned on this blog (for those of you keeping track, that would be Artie and Elwood). When my sister texted me I told her I had thought of two. So she tried to be helpful by suggesting the following: Robin Hood (Errol Flynn portrayal), William Turner, Legolas, Jimmy Stewart just in general, Jess Mariano, Tristan Dugray, and Philip Carlyle. Which are all wrong. So much so. To which I told my sister:

Which means, she and I have very different interpretations

But enough procrastination. Here they are. They are listed alphabetically by the movie/franchise they are from because that's a tiny part of organization I can control.


Michael McCandles (played by Christopher Mitchum) 


Shortly before I watched this movie I thought, "everyone has crushes on fictional characters"...and proceeded to find I could not think of any myself for the life of me; then in rode Michael on his motorcycle. This movie is rough because it's about a family trying to rescue a kidnapped child, and Michael is part of that family as he's the boy's uncle. While the rest of his family has hard edges (typically found in westerns) he has a light and jubilant spirit.


He has hope and bravery to make things right again and he is the glue that holds his brother and father together while they search for his nephew. He's smart, knows what he's up against, and knows the assets his family carries: he respects his father and throws in humor, like, "the next time I won't take off my goggles."

(I thought 5 sentences would be easy, but one character in and I'm already struggling with writing too much. I am going to be utilizing correct and incorrect uses of colons and semi colons from here on out.)


Don Pedro (played by Denzel Washington) 
from Much Ado About Nothing (1993)


The prince is charming to his core and that charm holds more weight because he knows when to laugh and when to be serious. He isn't perfect as there is a time where he believes what his eyes tells him and is unjust when it comes to condemnation, but he repents for his hasty movements. 

This gif has both my possible love interest and one of my babies....
His actions are regal and he has loyalty and concern for his soldiers who are all his deepest friends. He helps set up two other couples in this story and is an utter sweetheart. He's also a lonely soul that makes me feel so sorry for him because when times are quiet you can feel the heaviness of his heart, and that comes from more than war and dealing with his brother.


Colonel Fitzwilliam (played by Anthony Calf) 
from Pride and Prejudice (1995) 


A common question is, "who's your favorite Austen hero?" with the connotation that that would be "who would you marry?".  My favorite is probably Colonel Brandon, but I would not be interested in him, because MARIANNE; the answer to the implicit question is Colonel Fitzwilliam. His one purpose in this story serves to tell Elizabeth the details about Mr. Darcy, but I'm always thinking, why don't we see more of him?? 


He's sweet, charming, though obviously we are not at the same level because he "has to marry well". He's got pride and ambition, but he's got a jolly spirit and he would always make you smile with his good humor.


Lando Calrissian (played by Billy Dee Williams) 
from STAR WARS.


Lando has a sketchy history like Han, but he has smoothed out more with his gained authority. The characters are upset by his actions in the first movie he appears in (rightly enough), but everything he does is for the people he is governing. Once he learns who keeps their word in politics, his motivations shift to fix the mistakes he made. 

He has an epic blue cape, so what's not to love?
He has a strong work ethic because he helped Cloud City become what it was and also ascends the ranks quickly to become a general. He has charm a plenty and loyalty; when the time calls for it, he is the one you can depend on. 


Albert Narracott (played by Jeremy Irvine) 
from War Horse (2011).


What's more attractive then a guy who just really loves his horse? It's adorable. He's willing to work with Joey and do things that people said was impossible or would kill them both in the process. The earnest pleading that Albert does on Joey's behalf is enough to soften the heart of an officer to ensure the best treatment will be given to Joey. I have to stop talking about this movie before I burst into tears out of my love for it, but yes, a part of that is that Albert is fantastic.

And yes, Joey's just going to chill in this pictures, too.



If, IF, I were to break my rules, it would be for: Neal Caffrey from White Collar (because I still haven't really met Kate I'm not shipping them but what makes Neal so lovable is his devotion to Kate, so that cancels that out...). Or Peter Lawford's character, Johnny, in Easter Parade because Peter Lawford. But yay, we're done with this torturous post (fine, that was a little fun...), so I can stop thinking about it.


Overall, my darling Enjolras sums up a question I ask every day:


I'm not that sensitive to the sufferings of many. Named "love". Happy Valentine's Day, folks.

Just like Enjolras is a revolutionary, I'll be one to break the rules and not tag anyone. Because I don't want to shove this on anyone else if it makes them uncomfortable.


I hope you all have enjoyed seeing my squirm, yay. Thank you for reading, though, and I'm impressed if you made it through all my burns and roasts (sorry, had to get one more in with the theme...). Do you guys know any of these characters? How do you feel about them? How often do you fall for fictional characters?

Thank you Hamlette for helping me break out of my comfort zone and actually get a post up!

Do you know what I love? My readers! I hope you guys are all doing well! Take care of yourselves and know that you are fantastic. Ciao!

Chloe the MovieCritic
"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, where you stop your story." -Orson Welles