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Friday, May 30, 2025

Ranking the 25 Films I Watched Throughout My Hispanic Studies Classes

Noche de fuego (2021)

¡Buenos días, todos!

I hope you're all doing well! It's been a hot minute since I posted because I've been really busy in school. That's all over now as I recently graduated with a minor in Hispanic Studies (I have a post on my major coming up, but it's taking a while)! 

To celebrate, I thought I'd commemorate all of the films I watched for my various Hispanic Studies classes! Which...was a lot. I mean, one class was specifically a Hispanic film class (where we watched 13 movies), but the other 12 were sprinkled around. There are so many other stories I could talk about (having taken Hispanic Theater and Hispanic Literature classes), but because this is Movies Meet Their Match I thought I'd start with films. Therefore, I'm going be ranking all 25 of the movies that I watched! Which, if you've been around for a while, you might have been wondering about from my yearly wrap-ups.

Even though I was trying to keep it short by only talking movies, this post is still ENORMOUS. So feel free to skim and skip around based on what sounds interesting to you!

How this will work: I'll provide a brief summary (written by yours truly so not all that official, haha.) and then thoughts on why it is ranked where it is.

This was harder than I thought. I have my strong dislikes and my ABSOLUTELY LOVE, but in the middle they're mostly on the same level.

All of these movies have varying levels of content, but I'm mostly going to be talking about what the story's significance was to me. On some, the content is why it is so low in the ranking which I will mention, but that's usually tied into other aspects. If you have any questions about the age ranges for any of these movies feel free to ask and I will provide details!


25. El conde [English title: The Count] (2023)

Premise: Chile's dictator Augusto Pinochet is actually a vampire. This has lead him to live longer so he's faked his death a few times. Now he doesn't want to live so his family is waiting for him to die and to get on with it his children hire a nun to exorcise him.

Hated it. Most of my class hated the gore and violence, but I was most upset about the assault. Yes, but it's probably shown as a bad thing...not really. This woman is raped but it's all set up as she gave in to the seducing eventually, with this whole ecstasy sequence and I was over it. I was very triggered. 

I think this has some creative ideas (Pinochet as a vampire! Who are other historical "vampires"?), but I did not like the plot at all. So much so that I stopped watching it and was doing sudoku while it played in the background. Just now I had to look up what actually happened to write the summary (thanks Wikipedia for the stark reminder that YEP, STILL HATE IT). My sisters and I joke about repressing things (it's a movie reference but I'm blanking right now on what movie...) but it's true. I do not want to think about this one, so moving on.


24. Memorias del subdesarrollo [English title: Memories of Underdevelopment] (1968)

Premise: While many left Cuba between the Revolution and the Cuban Missile Crisis, wealthy writer Sergio stayed. This collection of his memories is his disgust at the mentality and cultures of the people there in contrast with actual footage of things that happened.

I get the point now, but I feel like there should be a huge disclaimer of YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER. He is one of the most despicable people ever. And that's the point. Because he's supposedly lamenting all of these people who are "underdeveloped," but it is HIS memories that we're seeing, so he's the one who is "underdeveloped." Maybe that is a spoiler. But I feel you can appreciate it better if you know that going in.

I mean, Sergio is wanting to emulate Hemingway, if that tells you anything.

This is the only movie I've seen from Cuba, I think? So I appreciate that. This is a critique in so many ways, I just don't think I was ready for it. 


23. El buen patron [English title: The Good Boss] (2021)

Premise: Julio Blanco is owner of a prestigious scale factory. He is known in the business world as being a good boss, but in reality he is cruel. In order to gain awards, he starts getting involved in the lives of his employees. Meanwhile, someone he fired is fed up and wants to put the scales back in balance.

I watched this for extra credit. And, again, a character that you're not supposed to like is the main person we're watching. Which is my least favorite plot device. I am never going to get invested if I don't have a reason to root for the character! It has made me say, "That's Javier Bardem!" every single time I now see Javier Bardem in something. This was the first time I went to a cool independent movie theater in my college town, so I appreciated the excuse to go there.


22. Madres paralelas [English title: Parallel Mothers] (2021) 

Premise: Janis is a photographer who after getting involved with an archaeologist decides to raise her baby on her own. She bonds with a young girl who gives birth the same day she does, but after Arturo denies being the child's father, this leads to uncovering more secrets that Janis does everything in her power to keep buried.

I had such a hard time summarizing this because the things that are important to me in this film aren't the plot, but side stories that I wish HAD been the plot. This movie was made under a time-crunch because it was talking about issues happening in Spain at the time (finding the bodies of people who disappeared during the Civil War), but...it needs more editing. I was so bored watching this that I kept zoning out and instead thinking about how to re-cut it. Because do we need that many sex scenes? No. 

This has an interesting perspective on loss and hanging on to the past. I'd guessed what was going to happen through my theological studies, whether that was purposefully put in there or not.

An interesting one for the LGBTQ+ community, but I was put off by the age difference because I think Ana was still a minor? Also the adultery between Janis and Arturo is not what I'm here for. 


21. Retablo (2017)

Premise: Segundo is apprentice to his father who makes elaborate retablos--decorative boxes that display a scene inside them. His father is much revered for his artistry, but Segundo senses tensions. The stories that are on display are not the only stories being told and when Segundo finds a secret retablo he is conflicted on where his loyalties and love lies.

This one is important, but it's rough. I'd heard about it a lot from my professor before watching it and had it hyped up, so much that I thought it was about something else. The LGBTQ+ aspect is important, but I don't think it's that beneficial to the community. However, just because it isn't positive doesn't mean it's not realistic, and this looks at rural life, being trapped in tradition, and facing cruelty. I don't support all of the decisions here, but I think we can agree the society sets the characters up for failure.

My favorite part of this movie was the discussion we had in class where one of my classmates asked "What we would do if we were Segundo?" An essential question for everyone to grapple with who watches this.


20. Ixcanul (2015)

Premise: Maria is tired of her life below the mountain growing coffee---where she is about to be married off---and yearns to go North. Desperate to escape, she comes up with a plan where the boy she likes will take her to the U.S. when he runs away. Betrayed and now left with consequences, her mother asks for help from the gods within Ixcanul, the volcano where she lives.

The ending was so solid, really connecting so many elements from the beginning. I just HATED the beginning. The whole first half. I wish that we had started from half-way through? I get that there are supposedly important elements for the story, but I just don't think that we needed to see it on screen and we could've gotten exposition. I'd been so annoyed at this movie that I had been making lists on my computer while "watching" it until the middle. Then there was pay-off after pay-off that it was like watching a train crash but the story couldn't go anywhere else. And, ironically, that's when I couldn't tear my eyes off the screen.

The dynamic between Maria and her mother was so fascinating because Maria's mother will do absolutely everything for her daughter, but usually makes a decision without Maria's input. You can see that they love each other, but there are in a cycle of tensions that they continue to create. It also was really cool to hear the language Kaqchikel.


19. Neruda (2016)

Premise: Politician and poet Pablo Neruda is under warrant for arrest but no one can find him. Policeman Óscar Peluchonneau is assigned to find him and to do that decides to study Neruda's life and poetry. As Neruda continually evades him, Peluchonneau despairs that this is just like a story and struggles to break the ending that he sees coming for him.

This one was well-made and a different style than I'm used to seeing in Hispanic films (noir! We had a whole discussion about that. Even though I was the only one of my classmates who had watched a noir movie before. Old movies for the win!), but I just really don't like the figure Neruda. I was rooting more for Gael García Bernal (as you do). It was interesting to see how other people reacted to Neruda, even though I was screaming at the screen at one point that they shouldn't be.

Along with being noir, it is also a psychological drama in Peluchonneau's mind. The poor dear.


18. Todo sobre mi madre [English title: All About My Mother] (1999)

Premise: Manuela is a transplant surgeon in Madrid. After a surgery she never wanted to see, all hope for her future is gone. She decides to go back to the past and fulfill her son's wish of contacting his father. Through that, in Barcelona she finds an old friend and relives the past through helping a woman who is pregnant by her son's father.

This is an important movie (it's on 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die list, along with Memorias del subdesarrollo.), it just isn't my favorite. I get the cultural significance, but I don't think I'd want to watch it again because, even though it was a small part of the plot, the transplants hit me really hard as I know people who might have to be on a transplant list some day. I feel like I was missing something from it because I haven't seen All About Eve (where the title comes from) or A Streetcar Named Desire, which are big parts of the plot. Who knows, maybe I'll watch it again after I see those respective films. 

It's commentary on the AIDS/HIV epidemic which was so huge but because it was before I was born I feel like people tend to hush it up? People also tend to act as if the LGBTQ+ community is a new thing, but it really isn't, and the presence of trans characters in this film shows part of that. I would SO MUCH prefer this to be the token LBGTQ+ movie than Rocky Horror. This gives a compassionate look at these characters while also showing what it's like to live in a society where your options are limited. Manuela is such a kind-hearted character and I admire her so much.

I cried just at seeing Barcelona because at the time I was watching this I knew someone there.  


17. Pájaros de verano [English title: Birds of Passage] (2018)

Premise: Zaida and Rapayet go through the rituals of becoming a couple, but when Rapayet becomes involved in drug trafficking, and the traditional values and rituals are put to the side.

This one is a cautionary tale. In my class I remember talking about the similarities between this and The Odyssey, but when I went back through the slides it only had the question of "how is it similar?" and none of the answers. And I don't remember the answers. Or much of the plot, as is shown by my very weak description of the premise. I also don't really remember why it is titled the way it is (...I think it was the dance that Zaida did?). All in all, of all the movies on this list, I remember this one the least, which is why it's low in the ranking. So I probably should watch it again. 

It's about losing culture which is important because so often the stereotype of Hispanic countries is about gangs, but that's stepping away from what the culture actually is, which is the travesty.


16. Ya no estoy aquí [English title: I Am No Longer Here] (2020)


Premise: Ulises defines his life by his Kolombia style. Through a split timeline, the film follows Ulises's struggles for work in NYC as well as his old life in Mexico. From dancing in subways to sleeping on rooftops, Ulises feels the loneliness of not having his community---Los Terkos---all while trying to not get sent back home, even though that's where he longs to go.

I think about this one a lot. About Kolombia and cumbia and style and what it means to dance. This movie looks at how gangs aren't always bad, but when kids are in a space surrounded by violence then that forces them to become the biggest oppressors. This had the potential for exactly the kind of story I adore, but then took a different turn. Not that the result was bad, I just was disappointed from where I thought it was going. But it did it's job in making me think about it from time to time.

This was cool to watch because I'd just been to New York, so getting the perspective of the Hispanic culture there was a different angle than I'd just seen, but familiar at the same time. It's also a critique on the U.S. and how it is not as accepting as those moving there would hope for it to be.


15. Los reyes del mundo [English title: Kings of the World] (2022)

Premise: A group of boys have been living on the streets of Medellín, and though only two of them are related, the whole group is family. When Rá learns he can get his grandmother's property---seized by the years ago by the government but is now being returned---the boys start their way across the country to try to find home.

This one is so stinking rough. It's about kids who have no supervision and do whatever they want; one's heart breaks at the loneliness because even though they have each other, they don't have a future. They imagine a utopian world of white horses where they are the kings, but they have to deal with the dangers of this world, first, and the government and systems are set-up to make them fail. This is a kind of a world where the only kindness they receive is at a brothel.

The punches that this delivers were UNCALLED FOR. I'm still upset. The pobrecitos. For some reason the Columbian accent was harder for me to understand which I was very surprised about. I liked Laura Mora Ortega's directing and would love to watch more of her work (which reminds me to get started on the show Cien años de soledad...).


14. Roma (2018)

Premise: Cleo works for a wealthy family in the Roma neighborhood in Mexico City. The film follows her struggles: facing judgement for being Mixtec, caring for children while dealing with her unhappy employer, and her own unsatisfying relationship.

AKA the one that won so many awards. When I watched this I was so confused, as was my entire class. Once we had our discussion I think I understand it more? It is culturally significant (again, so many awards!) but it's not my favorite. Don't get me wrong, I think it deserved the awards. I just also think that there are many on this list that ALSO deserve awards but didn't get the attention because they weren't directed by Alfonso Cuarón.

What is my favorite, is the Billie Eilish song about it called "When I Was Older." Cannot recommend enough. 

If it wasn't apparent before this, I should say for those of you who haven't watched Hispanic films, the plot structure is very different than most Hollywood films. There are not the typical plot points, therefore the premise is difficult to describe. When we watched this for class I remember some people struggling with it being black and white, but my old movie watching came in handy and I was not put off at all.


13. Bardo, falsa crónica de unas cuantas verdades [English title: Bardo: False Chronicle of A Handful of Truths] (2022)

Premise: Silverio is a writer who splits his time between the U.S. and Mexico. The film follows bizarre moments in Silverio's life and imagination that walk through the history of Mexico and current issues as well as the history of Silverio and his wife as they deal with the grief of losing a child many years ago.

This one is teetering on the line of "okay" and "I LOVE IT." It's so weird, guys. And some of the segments are a little too weird for me, like the child who has Silverio's head. And the most disturbing sex scene of all time. But the rest of it?? The airport scene lives rent-free in my head and is one of my favorite things ever. "America is a continent not a country, *starts swearing*" Say it louder for the people in the back! I also love the ties to Julio Cortazar's "Axolotl." And the theatricality of Mexico's history that is so tongue-in-cheek. And the most realistic flying dream of all time (the cinematography!! Totally should've won an Oscar).

So yeah, I'd actually really recommend this one, and I'm going to firmly say now that it is in the "I LOVE IT" camp. Just be prepared (especially because the sex scene has no build-up. I get the symbolism, I just have no desire to watch it.)

I was also taking a Hispanic history class at the same time and seeing all of the Hernán Cortez references I felt very knowledgable.


12. Güeros (2014)

Premise: After some trouble, Tomás goes to live with his brother Sombra in Mexico City. Tomás's idol is Epigmenio Cruz who recorded the song on the tape that Tomás carries with him everywhere. Sombra, his roommate, and Tomás set out across the city, navigating zoos and student uprising to try to find Epigmenio Cruz. 

This one seems so casual compared to all of the others. But it's also the exact kind of story that I love? Sibling roadtrip? Not leaving town but discovering more about yourself? Looking for something that's lost? I don't know what it is. Besides the close up making-out that takes way too long (Chloe the editor at work again), I have no complaints about this movie. It's a vibe.

The thing that I love about these movies, too, is that there is so much to discuss because the answers aren't given. Things are left up in the air. In my Hispanic Film class, for each of the 13 films we spent two 75-minute class periods on it. THAT'S how much there is to say about these, but even then it isn't always enough. Like with this one. I would love to delve into each and every spot that they stop. So I wrote a paper that included this film. The only reasonable solution, you know.


11. Lo que arde [English title: Fire Will Come] (2019)

Premise: Benedicta's son, Amador, is recently released from prison. In the wilds of Spain, while it is away from prying eyes, everyone is still suspicious of Amador due to his history of arson.

I was in a bit of a fever dream watching this because it was 8AM and I had been up late coding. But I vibed with it so hard, it made me write a blog post. So even though I don't really remember much about it (hence the short description), I remember loving the colors and the cinematography. I also remember not understanding what they were saying and was thinking that I was just tired, but I feel justified in my confusion because according to Wikipedia this film is in Galician, not Spanish. 

Meanwhile all of my classmates hated it and I don't get why. It follows the idea that if you put someone in a box, labelling them and refusing to see who they really are, eventually they will succumb to that label.


10. La llorona (2019)

Premise: After a court case against Enrique Monteverde that ended in his favor, him and his family are stuck inside their house due to the protestors outside. It's no better inside as mysterious and supernatural appearances of water start to occur in his house. What he doesn't know is that the newly hired maid is not all that she seems.

If you're going to give me horror, my number one rule is that it has to mean something; it can't just be for the purpose of scaring people. And this does exactly that. It asks questions such as: what is justice? Who's telling the truth? What does it mean to trust people? All while being deliciously creepy in a poignant way of Guatemalan myths. 

If you've seen the movie Coco (2017), then you've heard one song about the pain of La llorona (which is one of my FAVORITE songs of the entire movie). If you are interested in a more creepy aspect of that same pain, then this film is for you. I also love the cameo of Rigoberta Menchu. Which is my reminder to read the book about her life.


9. Noche de fuego [English title: Prayers for the Stolen] (2021)

Premise: Ana lives with her mother in a small town, where they work harvesting poppy seeds. In the world of drug trafficking and more, Ana's whole childhood has had the fear that something bad is going to happen, but she's got her friends by her side, and with the words of her teacher she dreams of a better world.

The reason the English title is the most different than the Spanish title is because it was originally a book written in English called Prayers for the Stolen - by Jennifer Clement. Based on how much this story has my heart, I should read the book.

This one is very similar to Los pajaros de verano, but I think it's better done. Maybe because it's told from the perspective of a child? The fear that this movie is absolutely soaked in is heartbreaking, but the friendships between the girls are what carry it. I did a whole presentation about this movie and therefore I love it.


8. The Boy from Medellín (2020)

Premise: Musician J. Balvin prepares for a huge concert in his hometown of Medellín, Colombia, and contemplates whether he should address the politics of the country.

This is a documentary and it is the fault of this that I am always listening to "Mi Gente" and "Obra de arte" as performed by J. Balvin. This is such an interesting look at what it means to be a celebrity and when to use your voice. Because whether you speak up or you hold back, people are going to be angry at you. So what do you do?

This one is so high in my ranking because when I finished watching it I was in a really positive mood. Which isn't usually what happens with these movies, haha! I mean, you can't listen to "Mi Gente" and "Obra de arte" without smiling.


7. El abrazo de la serpiente [English title: The Embrace of the Serpent] (2015)

Premise: Just as a river splits into many different branches, this story splits into the different branches of Karamakate's life, both past and present. Past: Theo seeks Karamakate out as a guide to explore. Present: Evan seeks Karamakate out to help him find a sacred plant. Karamakate can't remember what happened last time, and goes to find his memory.

I originally thought this one was interesting, that's all. Now it's low-key become my "Roman empire." I think about it all the time, not only in my Hispanic studies classes but in theology, too. I love that this has over 10 languages. I love the double timelines. I love the commentary on "explorers" and "scientists" and what it means to protect.

The one thing I don't love so much is the ending because I don't quite get it? My professor was really excited about explaining the parallels between this and 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), but I hate that movie, so I wasn't buying it. All in all, the environmental commentary is excellent and I could be here all day talking about it.


6. Argentina, 1985 (2020)

Premise: Lawyers Julio César Strassera and Luis Moreno Ocampo take on a huge court case: a trial against the military dictatorship of Jorge Rafael Videla that ended two years ago. The idea that the government can get rid of anyone they don't like---"los desaparecidos" (the disappeared ones)---is a threat hanging over both Julio and Luis's lives.

If there was ever a movie whose setting FELT like a year, it's this. This feels like 1985. I mean, I wasn't around to see 1985, but that's what I think it felt like. 

I think I mention this every time I talk about a court drama movie, but I always expect it to be boring? Yet it never is. What sold this movie is the relationships. Julio has such a different dynamic with each member of his family, and I loved them all, but especially the quiet curiosity of his son. This kind of has a real-world-yet-Avengers-esque aspect of "let's build a team" that I LOVE. The clips from the actual trial, too, are incorporated so well. The fact that it blends together so well is another testament to how this movie feels straight out of 1985.


5. La teta asustada [English title: The Milk of Sorrow] (2009)

Premise: A woman suffered horrendous abuse from the invasion of a guerrilla group, and her pain transferred to her daughter Fausta through the very milk fed to her. Fausta is now processing her grief and fear, coping to protect herself yet causing different health issues. She starts working for a famous pianist to earn enough to bury her mother.

If I were to describe this as briefly as possible, it would only take two words: GENERATIONAL TRAUMA. This is seeped in magical realism that is looking at how to deal with that trauma. And it was kind of my first encounter with magical realism, not in the form of horror like La llorona. My classmates and I, separately, all had to pause and say, "wait a minute, a potato??" In the movie's world it is not considered strange but accepted as part of the magic.

I lead a class discussion in this (I think I went waaaaaaay over time) about self-protection vs. self-harm. Fausta needs a hug more than anything, but she also needs a way to not be afraid, and one's heart just aches for her throughout the movie.


4. No (2012)

Premise: In order to prove to international powers that Chile is not under a dictatorship, the people are getting to vote to answer the question, "Should Pinochet remain in power?" The two sides, "YES" and "NO", will each get a TV campaign to answer the question. Many are despondent, thinking that this is a formality and no matter the results, "YES" will win, but René is hired to run the "NO" campaign and is determined to convince the people otherwise.

In contrast to El Conde---also directed by Pablo Larraín about Chile and Pinochet---it's notable that I love this one so much. I think a factor is because we never really see Pinochet and instead are looking at the basic lives of the people who have been hurt by him. This uses a different political tactic than one usually sees: hope. It's genius and such a fascinating look at psychology and sociology.

And as a bonus, René's relationship with his son is precious. And it's Gael Garcia Bernal, so who are we kidding.


3. Volver (2006)

Premise: Raimunda has a lot going on: the consequences of her daughter's self-defense, running her friend's restaurant, her aunt's funeral, and on top of it all, a return from the dead. Alone, she tries to do everything for her daughter that her family didn't do for her.

I can't geek out about this movie enough. I was deliberately mislead to what it was about and that kind of made my experience all the better. It's about generational trauma and trying to stop it while also seeing what returns (the verb "volver"). I loved the Don Quijote references.

Penelope Cruz is STUNNING. I love how this focuses on the role of women, from opening with cleaning tombstones to running a restaurant, to grieving, to protecting one's family. I just dig this so hard. I go back and forth on whether I like No or Volver better, but today I'm in a Volver mood.


2. Los lobos [English title: The Wolves] (2019)

Premise: Lucia and her two sons have just come to the U.S.. Lucia does not have money for childcare so she leaves Max and Leo alone while she works, and they amuse themselves with stories of unstoppable ninja wolves and the hope of going to Disneyland. However, the scariest dangers might not be the adventures of their imagination, but the real world.

MY BELOVED. *sobs* This was the first movie I ever watched for a Hispanic Studies course and I immediately fell in love. It's reality and story telling and immigration and trying to survive all while kids are hoping for Disneyland. It's so hard but I love it.

I think it also hits hard because my first Spanish teacher back in High School looked SO MUCH like the actress for Lucia.

If you are interested in watching any film from this list, for a first Hispanic film, please please please watch Los Lobos. I don't think I need to say anything if you watch this. You will understand.


1. La noche de 12 años [English title: A Twelve Year's Night] (2018)

Premise: From 1972-1985, Uruguay was under a dictatorship. While those who were under the government suffered, even more so did the men who were imprisoned for those 12 years. Of nine people who were hostages, this film looks at the captivity of three of them: José Mujica, Mauricio Rosencof and Eleuterio Fernández Huidobro.

I can't tell you how much I love this movie. I wrote a whole essay about it and could write more.

This is far from an easy film to watch, which is why I recommend the more light-hearted Los Lobos for people just starting with this genre. La noche de 12 años is chock-full of torture, both mental and physical. Yet that doesn't make it any less worthwhile, because the persistence of the main characters is what gives me hope in this world.

Loneliness. Memory. People being treated with the utmost cruelty and my heart screams out THIS IS WRONG. Regardless of what these people did. Watching these horrors has made me want to be a better person.

This movie is actually the reason that I'm writing this post. The characters represented in this movie were real people. And one of them, José Mujica, passed away a couple weeks ago. I admire his persistence and humility and am so honored that I got to see his story told through this film.

Over winter break, my sister and I were summarizing the movies we'd watched in 2024 (as you do), and I started talking about how disappointed I was in the movie cover for this masterpiece. The one that I have above is pretty good because the words look like cells of a prison, but I wanted that included more. So I redid the poster.

And I'm pretty happy with the result. But of course, I'll have to rewatch the movie to confirm this is accurate...which, giving myself another reason to watch it, may have been my goal all along.


WHEW. That was a lot. If you made it through this monster post, thank you! 

Have you ever watched a movie for a class (the best kind of homework, am I right?)? Have you seen any Hispanic films? Have you seen any of these movies? If not, which of these sounds most interesting to you? Which do you think would be your least favorite? Have you ever wanted to remake a movie poster? Do you dislike vampires as much as I do? I'd love to hear all of your thoughts!

Until next time, my friends!

Chloe the MovieCritic

Monday, September 26, 2022

My Ranking of all the Into the Woods (2014) Songs

Hello, friends!

Who's in the mood to listen to musical songs? If you know me, I'm always in the mood. Though it has to be the right kind of musical, as the standard "musical theater" formula bothers me. Someone who was a genius at writing musicals in a meaningful and dynamic way was the one and only Stephen Sondheim, who passed away last year. He wrote the absolutely fabulous Into the Woods. If you have no idea what that is, then I am thrilled to be able to enlighten you because fairy tales are the absolute best. They are my favorite storytelling formula. But what does Into the Woods have to do with fairy tales? Everything.


Originally premiering in 1987, Into The Woods is a connection and mix of classic fairy tales. The Woods are not the safest place, as there are wolves and giants about. But, a Baker and his wife have to go because they are sent there by a Witch to break a curse. They have three nights to find four ingredients, or they will never have a child, and the Witch will never be beautiful again. Surrounded by fairytale characters it shouldn't be too hard to find a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn, and a slipper as pure as gold. Right? Well, as each story crosses the paths of others, they get mixed up and realize what their wishes will cost.

This story beautifully mixes magic, self-discovery, wonder, wishes, and consequences.

But, now that you know what it is, you should go watch it. At least, you should stop reading this post at once because SPOILER ALERT. I will be talking about all of the songs in this story and why I love each of them, which will lead to details about what I like about each one and its vital placement in the story. I know you don't want to go, but you have to though. And then you'll understand why want to rhyme everything now.



Hello little friends who stayed.


I should give you some background on my experience with Into the Woods. It is one of my mom's favorite musicals (she loves Sondheim and does not like Andrew Lloyd Webber or Oscar and Hammerstein). When our library got the 2014 version, she plopped us down and had us watch it. My sisters and I were obsessed. I love it tremendously. I've also seen a live production of Into the Woods, and I LOVED it, but it was very different. For the movie, they cut the "Agony Reprise" and the character The Mysterious Man, and I'm not mad about it. It helps distinguish each one for me, because those changes make it very different. Today I'll just be talking about the movie. I always forget how much I love it until I watch it, then, WOW do I love this movie. It's stunning visually in addition to everything else, so get ready for a burst of photos and gifs. As usual, I went overkill and downloaded 33 pictures. And then I had to chose. Which gave me a lot of torment especially for one song. You'll see.

The track I'm listening to on Spotify mixes the soundtrack and score, so it's hard to sort out the two. I officially count 16 songs on the soundtrack. But, some of them are very close together, so I'm combining them, and therefore am ranking 13. This isn't to say the songs aren't original--far from it!--but to say that some of them go so well together that you can't separate them for any reason. Especially when they flow nicely into each other. I don't want to break my own heart by going between them. Let's get into it!




13. Any Moment/Moments in the Wood

This is last because I hate Cinderella's Prince so much. Which, you're supposed to. He's a very well written character. I mean, the line "I was raised to be charming, not sincere" is reverberated in society so much, that every time I hear it, it hurts. Still, he goes last. "Moments in the Wood" has a good lesson, but at this point in the musical I am very sad and I just can't deal with it.
"This is ridiculous! / What am I doing here / I'm in the wrong story!"
Anyway, it's about realizing what you have and stopping "wishing"--a huge theme of the musical. One should look for the best and can wish and dream, but realize what your wishes take.
"Just remembering you've had an "and" / When you're back to "or" / Makes the "or" mean more / Than it did before"
It's about how making decisions gives things value.


12. I Know Things Now

Starting now, I love all of these, so having them ranked high vs. low speaks nothing of their quality. They are all so well done! Only my personal preference.

This song speaks so much to growing up. Life is exciting, but scary. Don't fear it or be foolish with it, but be prepared.
"Isn't it nice to know a lot! / And a little bit not"
I also love the way it is filmed, because compared to the elaborate set pieces for everything else, it speaks to a childlike imagination. Shadows are a big part of stage productions, so I like how they worked it in while going on a new route.


11. Stay With Me/The Witch's Lament



This one is heartbreaking. Don't get me wrong--Rapunzel makes the right decisions for her safety. I just pity the Witch because she's doing everything wrong. You can see how much she thinks she loves her "daughter", she is struggling with letting her go, something every parent needs to do. I would love to read or watch a story about more of her backstory, because there is a lot there!


She's so wrapped up in her appearance, she doesn't even consider her actions as being harmful. It is her downfall. Love is not always protection, but freedom. There is a middle ground between isolation and banishment when it comes to how you connect with your children. Don't do either of those.
"Children can only grow / From something you love to something you lose"
This is partially true, but not something to despair about. This is the end goal! To release them into the world! It can be hard, but it is a moment of celebration! That's the beauty of a good musical, where the themes are so written in that they set up perfectly to be resolved. Which is just the case here.




10. Finale/Children Will Listen (pt. 2)

Part 2, MC? Why are you combining so many songs, but splitting this up from whatever part 1 is? I didn't chose the titles, okay? I just think these two are very, very, very different. This is more akin to the opening, but with a different vibe. I mean, I don't know if others even consider this a song because we never see anyone sing it, it is just there for the credits. But, I'm not anyone, and as the author of this blog I am deciding on this.

The whispering nature give such a theater ambience, I love it. I get shivers from it! It perfectly wraps up and encompasses the whole story.


9. Finale/Children Will Listen (pt. 1)

As I talked about before, should I separate this from the previous one? Probably not, based on how I'm combining so many others. But, to me, they are very different.
"Sometimes people leave you / Halfway through the woods"
Sometimes songs break me. Frequently.

As a writer especially, the idea of capturing everything in story speaks to my soul. It is nurturing the future. You don't have to be good or bad, but just calm. That can be enough for the people you are taking care of.
"Careful the wish you make, / Wishes are children / Careful the path you take, / Wishes come true. / Not free."
This is my opinion for all the songs, but this one especially makes me vote this as James Corden's best role. Because he makes me cry.

I don't know what to say besides that it is magnificent.


8. Hello, Little Girl


I love how differently it is from what you think when it starts. It's so jazzy! Peppy flutes and frivolous things compared to the warbling melody Little Red Riding Hood sings while she's struggling with following rules. It's almost a parody or satire? Look at these lines:

"There's no possible way / To describe what you feel / When you're talking to your meal!"

Out of context that would be horrifying. And it is, but in rich layers of metaphors for life. Who are the wolves? There is so much to this song, I love it.



7. Prologue: Into the Woods


Someone who stumbled across this on Spotify would probably be terrified and run for their life. Purely because it is 14 minutes long. Yes, sometimes setups take awhile. Plus, there's a lot of narration here.

The way each of the characters are introduced with their desire and obstacles is writing 101. For some, it gives glimpses into something, leaving us eager for more. Like:
"When bang! Crash! A lightning flash! / Well, that's another story, never mind, anyway"
Wait, what? I want to know more about the Witch! She's also talked before kings and queens? What are the other ways she's tried to break the curse? Tell me all of it!



I love that Jack's Mother is the one who starts us on the classic line explaining the title of the musical itself. Then, everyone proceeds "Into the Woods", and it is fantastic.

That's the word you can think of after 14 minutes, MC? Fantastic? Yes. It describes it perfectly, okay?


6. It Takes Two


I think this song is really sweet. It talks about balance and partnership and equality and care. And it's that time of night where I can only think of adjectives and the word "and" instead of writing actual descriptions. It's just what we need at this point of the movie, and I think it's darling.
"It takes care / It takes patience and fear and despair / To change"
One has to have a goal and work towards it, and through that work our lives rotate and change. It is quite beautiful, because we are always ourselves, but stronger.


5. On the Steps of the Palace

In the dressing room of the show I am in (read to the end to hear more about that), some people were listening to musical songs (as one does) and this came on. Someone asked, "What's this from?" and I basically shrieked "INTO THE WOODS".



Do you guys have "driving songs"? Like, often when you're driving a long distance a specific song will come into your head? For example, mine are "Lane Boy" by Twenty One Pilots (are we surprised? No) and "Bad Liar" by Imagine Dragons (which I always turn into "Bad Driver" accidentally.) Anyway, the point is that this song is my mom's "driving song". Which, since my sisters and I learned about this, we have loved to "turn on". When there is silence in the car for a while one of us will start singing, "He's a very nice prince". We think we're hilarious.

This song is so high because besides being a great ear worm, it is so relatable.
"I know what my decision is / Which is not to decide"
Honestly, same. I do not like making decisions, so I would probably do the exact same thing. All of these stories are about discovering oneself, but I feel like Cinderella takes especially big strides. And I look up to her for it.


4. Your Fault/Last Midnight

I'm not going to say too much about this one, because I actually want to write a whole blog post about it. Yes, a blog post about a song. And how incredible the writing and storytelling are shown through it. Stay tuned.


Meryl Streep's voice is incredible here. That is all (for now).


3. Giants in the Sky

This song is probably one of the most vocally amazing. It expresses such a sense of awe and wonder and is different than any others. It gives me a rush of emotions: homesickness while being welcomed and nostalgic, the thrill of adventure, loneliness, relief, and joy.
"The roof, the house and your / Mother at the door. / The roof, the house and the world you never thought to explore"
It's this kind of writing that makes me wordless. I get a physical heartache that simultaneously empties and fills me while listening to this song. It's truly gorgeous, and I don't know a single other song that does that to me.




2. Agony


Seriously, MC? This is at this place because it is so funny. It is one of my absolute favorite scenes in the whole movie because they went 200%. The cinematography only heightens the hilarity.The whole competition nature of it makes me die of laughter as each brother tries to best the other. 


This is one of my favorite lines: 
"You know nothing of madness until you're climbing her hair."
Can't deny that.

This sums up the scene perfectly.

This is not technically canon, but I believe Rapunzel's Prince is so much better than Cinderella's Prince. If you watch, I think he is trying to keep up with his brother, but his heart is different. I love him a lot and will not be taking comments and criticism at this time (actually, please, tell me all the thoughts). I love seeing this song performed because the audience cannot help but be into it.


I can't fight it and I don't want to.



But most importantly:



1. No One is Alone



Guys. This stinking song makes me cry every single time. It is such a comforting song and at the same time gives you so much perspective.


""I wish..." /"I know""
You are not alone and neither are the people around you. Your opinion is shared. Everyone is trying to do their best. Sometimes we, or the people we love, fall short. We should not discard them, but recognize them. Recognize the life that brings and takes away. We learn from them, and are formed them, so we should honor them, even when--and especially if--we are different.
"While we're seeing our side / Our side / Our side / Maybe we forgot / They are not alone"






She's been hosting this for five years! And it's my first time joining in! Unbelievable! And I'm late! Even with my best time management and planning skills being put into place, I couldn't fight it.

I had planned to write a review of this instead of talking about the songs, but...time this fall has been very rare. I'm in a student production at my college of a musical that was on Broadway and it is exhausting. I'm only in ensemble, so I can only imagine how all the leads feel. It is super fun, and would definitely recommend, but know that blogging diminishes to the way side. Maybe next year I'll write about what I'm in now...

Because of this milestone of five years, I would like to mention my five favorite characters in the musical. At first I was only going to talk about my five favorite songs, but I thought it would be more fun for you guys to get a ranking of all of them.

Anyway, the top five characters:

The Baker
Jack
Little Red Riding Hood
Cinderella
The Baker's Wife

Reading through my rankings, I think you guys can guess why I love these characters the most. If not, please ask, as I will love to tell you all about it!



Remember, this is just my opinion, so please tell me all your own thoughts below! Do you guys love "Agony" as much as I do? Can you describe how "Giants in the Sky" makes you feel?

Thank you to Rebecca for hosting! Make sure to check out the other participants HERE or HERE.

Thanks to all of you for reading! What are some of your favorite musicals? Have you ever been in one?

Chloe the MovieCritic

Saturday, January 23, 2021

The MCU Tag of Ten + Marvel Movie Rankings

 Hello!

Today is my second entry in ThunderbirdQueen and Miss Woodhouse's 23: An MCU Blogathon! I'll be filling out the tag and more...
Check out HERE for more posts from this blogathon!

I know that I already filled out a Marvel tag this month, but I'm going to try to put different answers! If you want to compare you can check out the first one HERE.

Am I forgetting something? Oh yeah:

SPOILER ALERT! I'LL BE TALKING ABOUT ALL OF THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (MCU) SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ALL OF THE MOVIES THEN READ NO MORE! Have a nice day. OR, if you've seen the movies already you can proceed.


The MCU Tag of Ten: Questions:

What is Your Favorite Movie?

Youʼll see in a moment, I guarantee it. Just read to the end of these questions.


What is Your Favorite Stan Lee Cameo?

One of my favorites is the one in Thor (2011)! Heʼs the guy driving the truck and trying to pull the hammer, Mjölnir, out of the pit it is in.


Who is Your Favorite Character from the Original Six?
Hands down, HAWKEYE! It all started just because I am obsessed with Archery. I LOVE the legend of Robin Hood. Legolas is my favorite Lord of the Rings character. Brave (2012) is my favorite Pixar movie. When I saw Avengers (2012) for the first time, Clint obviously became my favorite because of that. But, throughout the movies he stayed my favorite because he is just the most awesome superhero EVER! He doesnʼt get enough love (or his own movie, hello?) so I need to talk about him whenever I can.


Who is Your Favorite Sidekick (characters not from the Original Six who donʼt have their own movie)?

I have a few, so allow me to elaborate:
  • Ned, Spider-Manʼs “guy in the chair”! He is definitely one of my favorites!
  • Groot. Because Groot is absolutely adorable and what saved Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) for me.
  • Rhodey. I love this guy! Heʼs gone through some hard stuff, but I love his determination and loyalty. Heʼs the best.

What is the Funniest Moment?

I realized in my other post that I didnʼt list so many of my favorite quotes! Ack! This question is perfect, though, because I have so many favorite moments that are my favorite because I laugh so much.

(Paraphrasing all of these. I mean, I hope they're accurate, but I'm just doing then from the top of my head)

From Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017):

ʻ“Join me and we can build my LEGO Death Star.”
 “No way, man! Thatʼs awesome! How many pieces?”'

“Ned, Ned, the glowy thingʼs a bomb!”

ʻ“I know what a girl sounds like.” 
*interrogation voice* “Iʼm not girl!”ʼ

ʻ“Too much bread.” 
“I like bread.”ʼ


From Thor: The Dark World (2013):

ʻ“Try pushing it.”
“I am pushing it!”
“No, youʼre hitting it. Try pushing it gently.”ʼ

 '"I think you missed one."
 "Shut up!"'

"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!"

'"Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the better pilot! "
"Is that right? Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly? *the Harrow takes out a building* Not a word..." '

And all of Thor: Ragnarok (2017) is a hoot! That is why it is one of my favorites.

 I canʼt forget: Avengers: Endgame (2019):
*Peter Quill is dancing around and singing* Rhodey: “So, heʼs an idiot?”


Who is Your Favorite Villain?

Ugh, it's so hard to choose someone different from last time! I should've thought this through some more. I'll go with Yon-Rogg from Captain Marvel (2019) because I love to hate him.


What is Your Favorite Power or Technology

Ahhhh! I can't pick such an important thing! I love so many of them! I'll go with the old standby of Spider-Man's abilities.


What is Your Favorite Sequel (no trilogies!)?

I love Captain America: Civil War (2016). For so many reasons, but mostly because it has the best people. Yes, itʼs a very painful movie because everyone is fighting everyone else, but I love it.


What are Your Favorite End Credits? Or End Creditʼs Scene?

 I love that this is a question because it is such a part of the MCU! My favorite is the scene in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017). It shows that the Vulture is truly thankful to Peter for saving his life! Ack! It makes me so happy.

I can tell you which one isnʼt my favorite. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019). Talk about a cliffhanger!


Who is Your Favorite Ship?

Iʼm going with Pepperony. First, thatʼs one of the best ship names ever. Plus, they are so good for each other! They do step away and spend time without each other from time to time because they understand that they arenʼt perfect, but in the end they are the best thing that ever happened to each other.




Actually, I can do better than that, Thor, thanks for asking.
Remember the first question where I was asked to name my favorite? Do you really expect me to choose one favorite? Why donʼt I just rank all of them? Well, if thatʼs what you wanted then youʼre in luck because that is exactly what I decided to do.

Note: These are just my personal rankings based on how well I liked them, not the “quality” of the films. If your list is completely different, then thatʼs awesome! Iʼm glad that you liked the ones that I didnʼt so much. I hate it when people tell me that my favorite movies are garbage (which happens a lot, surprisingly. Then again, maybe I just have controversial favorites? *cough*The Last Jedi*cough*) so Iʼm not saying that. Each of these movies have values contributing to the whole MCU! For each movie Iʼm going to list why it is there and not higher or lower, and then say some of my favorite things (which I am limiting to five or else Iʼll be here all day [Update from the future: Actually, even with only five it still took me all day to write this.]). Because yes, all of these movies have made me laugh at some point or another! Some have made me cry! Some Iʼve only seen once, so my rankings might change after Iʼve seen them more times.

While I have reviewed four of these movies, one of my goals is to review as many as I can in 2021! These are just have bullet points listing why I love them, so one day I'll write up whole spoiler-free reviews talking about content concerns and whatnot.

(And yes, there are 22 instead of 23 because The Incredible Hulk (2008) is almost impossible to find a copy of and I haven't seen it yet)

Starting at the bottom and going up:


22. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
Yep, this is at the very bottom. The story was just so weird and grossed me out. It has a feeling of an 80ʼs movie (which, letʼs just say, is not my favorite).

What I like:
  • Groot!!!! As!!!! A!!!! BABY!!!!! Sooooooooo cute! My sisters and I were saying that the first five minutes with Groot dancing around as a baby could honestly have been a whole two hour movie and we still wouldʼve watched it and loved every second.
  • Kraglin. Yondu. Especially Yondu and Rocket talking to each other and understanding each other? Some quality stuff there, my dude.
  • Mantis! She is such a sweet character and I love her. Some of her and Draxʼs conversations were really weird, but on the most part I liked them.
  •  Gamora and Nebula fighting but then talking about how they just wanted to be sisters? I love all of my sisters so seeing that made me really happy.

21. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
The first Marvel movie that I ever saw. For awhile it was pretty high on my list because of that reason, but when I rewatched it last December that all changed. There is so much violence and fighting. How did this get only a PG-13 rating? My sisters and I were saying that if they took out half of the lengthy fight scenes and explosions this movie would be much shorter. And probably brought more of an impact (other than people just punching each other...)?

What I like:
  • Stan Leeʼs cameo. One of my favorites!
  • “On your left.” Meeting Sam! Sam is one of my favorites and I love all of his parts in here. Even when he barely knows Steve he is so loyal!
  • Robert Redford as a villain. Yes, great choice.
  • Bucky saving Cap. Ah, my heart canʼt handle it! He knows that he knows him and wonʼt just let him drown.

20. Ant-Man (2015)
This one isnʼt here because I dislike it, more just because I found it kind of boring? Iʼm sorry! I donʼt know why! Maybe after I watch it for a second time Iʼll really like it.

What I like:
  • Luis. Hey, heʼs another sidekick whom I love! He is hilarious in every way.
  • The whole heist. I love a good heist. Especially how Hank and Hope planned on Scott breaking into their house to recruit him.

19. Doctor Strange (2016)
I really like the characters and the message and all of that...itʼs just that the powers kind of freak me out. Itʼs just weird for me, okay? I donʼt mind it so much with the other films that heʼs in, but for some reason the first one gets to me.

What I like:
  • Stephen Strange. His character arc is one of the most well developed that Iʼve ever seen in my life! Bravo!
  • Christine. I love Christine. She is so sweet, and I want her and Stephen to work out as a couple. Obviously, he needs to grow some more, but still.
  • The Ancient One. I liked the discussions of power and the responsibilities that it holds!
  • The cape. Every superhero has a cape, right? This was a genius move to make his relic a cape that seems to have a mind of its own!
  • Itʼs funny. I laugh a lot. Especially when Stephenʼs talking to Wong.

18. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Ever since I was little Iʼve had a dislike of “myths”, especially ones that involve “gods”. I just donʼt like it (this occurred based on a traumatic experience which we donʼt need to go into). Thatʼs why all of the Thor movies are lower on this list than might be expected (and why Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) is my least favorite). While this one is so cheesy and cringy in parts (to me), there are some great moments.

What I like:
  • That whole scene that I listed above with “funniest moment”.
  • Darcy.
  • Loki.
  • Darcy.
  • Loki. Yep, that covers it.

17. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Iʼve only seen this one once and donʼt remember a lot of it, but I donʼt remember anything bad.

What I like:
  • The beginning scene. I love Peter singing to a song, using a rat thing as a microphone!
  • Drax. While he was there to be just comedic relief in the second one, I really liked his development here!
  • “We are groot.” Groot being precious! 

16. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
I know all of you are horror struck that this one is so low! There is one reason for that: You canʼt have an Avengers movie without Hawkeye! This was well made up for in Endgame, but if this had had even a ten second clip of Clint reading a magazine it wouldʼve been higher.

What I like:
  • Tony and Peter acting like father and son. I just love it so much! Ever single moment with the two of them is my favorite.
  • ʻ“He'll die alone, as will you.” “She's not alone.”ʼ: This part makes me cry! 
  • Itʼs really funny. I could quote a million lines here.
  • Thor literally activating a dead star. Talk about epic!
  • “Yibambe!”: How the Wakandans are so willing to help!

This one isnʼt here because I donʼt like it, just because it is not as memorable as the others. Still a great time!

What I like: 
  • Fantastic villains.
  • Seeing Natasha.
  • How Tony is trying to deal with being so scared of dying.
  • ʻ“I think I did okay!” *explosions*ʼ: That describes my life.
  • Howard Stark giving Tony the tools to save his life.

14. Thor (2011)
The aesthetic of this one is not my favorite, but the plot is undeniably good.

What I like:
  • THE HAWKEYE CAMEO! THIS BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY! “You better call it, Fury, because Iʼm starting to root for this guy.” He couldʼve taken Thor down, but he waited to see his potential. BECAUSE HE HAS THE BIGGEST HEART!
  • Darcy. Darcy is a sold win any time she is there. 
  • Thor growing a lot in this movie. Learning about responsibilities!
  • Loki! Strongest antagonist motivations ever?? Yes!

This one is kind of scary, but I really like it.

What I like:
  • Harley and Tony working together!!!! So cute! Sure, Tony is a jerk in these moments, and suffering from PTSD is not a decent excuse, but I love the two of them. It set such a good foundation for when Tony would later work with Peter!
  • Tony having PTSD. It is so realistic in so many ways and it really enhanced Tonyʼs character.
  • Rhodyʼs password. That was hilarious!
  • The whole charade of the plot!
  • Tony and Pepper!

12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Commonly a less popular one, but you will see the reason I like it so much has a common element. Whose name is Clint. Barton. Because he is. the. best.

What I like: 
  • Cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiint.
  • “You didnʼt see that coming?”. I was going to list out every time that Hawkeye interacts with one of the Maximoffs as a separate thing that I liked, but I should just put it as one element and let you know how much I love it. I love the relationship between the brother and sister and how Clint is kind of a grumpy dad to them.
  • Tonyʼs fear. The MCU is so strong because of this. To me, all of his actions are so understandable because of how he just wants to protect the world. His world.
  • Backstory with Black Widow. I have to admit, I didnʼt completely mind her and Bruce as a couple. The way that they both feel like monsters really connected them (in the end of everything though, I appreciated what Marvel did which her connection to everyone).
  • Pietro and Wanda. I love them. Also their "made up names" Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch are just awesome. I feel the need give them a shout out.

11. Avengers (2012)
The first time the team gets together! All of movie makes me so happy.

What I like:
  • AGENT COULSON! Heʼs so sweet and wonderful.
  • Hawkeyeʼs jaw-dropping skills.
  • Bruce. Because Bruce is a big sweetheart who is one of my favorites.
  • The team working together!!
  • The fabulous music score that just pulls the whole movie together.

10. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
I feel obliged to have this one so high because of the sheer start of the journey. It was one of the first and is one of the best.

What I like:
  • Peggy Carter! I love absolutely everything about her because she is stunning in every way.
  • Tommy Lee Jones as a commander being everything that I hoped he would be.
  • “I can do this all day.” The start of Steveʼs story! Why was he picked? Because he is so caring, selfless, and courageous. Also, I love the chase after the Hydra agent right after Steve is injected with the serum. The little kid who says, “Go get him! I can swim!” is so stinking cute!
  • Howard Stark. Until I rewatched this I didnʼt remember that he is in here, but I love his contributions!
  • Bucky. Because, of course.

9. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
This movie movies around on this list the most. It makes me laugh so hard and for some reason the vibe is really my thing. This is the reason that I donʼt want a fourth Thor movie, just a third Guardians of the Galaxy featuring him!

What I like:
  • Loki. Especially: “Get help!”, “Thatʼs how it feels!”, and the snake story.
  • Bruce! I love seeing him so confused. That sounds cruel, but heʼs just so sweet and helpful that itʼs really adorable.
  • The whole “revolution” guys. The joke with “Rock, paper, scissors.” is so subtle, but so good!
  • The music. This soundtrack just brings up to a new level!
  • Thor using lightening for the first time. BOOM. EPIC. 

The place where it all started! The story is such a strong one and a great introduction to Tony. I just reviewed it, so I donʼt have much else to say about it, but know that itʼs a favorite.

What I like:
  • The guy in the cave, Ho Yinsen, who helps Tony.
  • Happy, because Happy is always likable. 
  • Pepper who is a BOSS. Brilliant!
  • Just, so much of it, okay?

7. Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)
Iʼve only seen this one once, but man, it left a strong impression on me! It was solid!

What I like:
  • Cassie helping her dad! It's so cute, I can't handle it.
  • Luis and the Ex-Con guys. What happened when given “truth serum” was hilarious and did not disappoint.
  • Eva and the professor. Both people who were hurting and Eva especially was afraid, and just wanted to live.
  • Hope showing how epic she is as being the Wasp! 

6. Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
Iʼve seen two Marvel movies in the theater. Endgame and this one. Iʼm very pleased that of all of them they were these two.

What I like:
  • The best follow up to Endgame that there ever couldʼve been.
  • The plot twist that I saw coming from a mile away yet was another plot twist that was so unexpected.
  • Happy and Peter. Happy helping Peter and giving him pep talks was awesome.
  • Peter struggling with so many things and just wanting to have a vacation like a normal teenager, but helping all the same.
  • “Night monkey!”

5. Captain Marvel (2019)
When my sisters and I first saw Endgame, Captain Marvel was the most annoying person in the universe. We couldnʼt stand her. Sure, she helped, but seemed to be doing it grudgingly. Because of that we werenʼt sure that we wanted to see a movie all about her. WE WERE WRONG. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I love every single part of this movie. It was so inspirational, and fun, and had deep characters. A few days later we rewatched Endgame and loved her in it. It made so much sense!

What I like:
  • The whole message of getting up after getting knocked down.
  • Carol. Carol was just awesome in all ways.
  • A young Nick Fury! He was really cool.
  • Jude Law. Sure, heʼs the “baddie”, but he rocks being the “baddie”. 
  • Monica and Maria! Love them!


When I first saw this movie my main thought was, “Eh, it was okay.” When I rewatched it this December it really hit me. Maybe the fact that Chadwick Boseman is no longer with us? Whatever it was I really loved this movie. The design is flawless and the incorporating of cultural elements is spectacular.

What I like:
  • TʼChallaʼs struggles. I know, I always sound so heartless, but his journey of, “Being the king that he wants to be.” was incredible.
  • Le aesthetic. Blending culture and technology seamlessly is a hard task, but they pulled it off.
  • Killmonger. What a complicated character, but has such a strong background! 
  • TʼChalla. Okoye. Nakia. Shuri. All of the characters are so defined!
  • The music. Once again, magnificent in all ways!


Here we are entering the top three! 

3. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Is there a lot of fighting? Yes. Does it have a dastardly villain who is hatable in every way? Yes. But I loooooooooove it. Just donʼt ask me to pick a side because I honestly canʼt.

What I love:
  • (Say it with me) HAWKEYE!!!!! Especially him taking care of Wanda, joking with Nat, and sticking with Cap through so much.
  • Our first introduction to Spider-Man! Especially because he references STAR WARS.
  • Capʼs wonderful loyalty to Bucky. Even when Bucky feels terrible he is there for him. In addition to that, Samʼs loyalty to Cap. Sam doesnʼt trust Bucky at all, but he believes in Cap.
  • BLACK WIDOW. She really struggles with picking a side, and in the end goes back and forth. All of her motivations are so strong.
  • TʼChalla. His whole revenge motive and stepping away from it is what really set his character.
  • (Technically this is six) How it looked at the aftermath of Age of Ultron! That is so rare, but it discussed real issues!

2. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
This was one of the movies that got me into the MCU. Where else could I put it?

What I love:
  • That. This. Movie. Is. So. Relatable. Peter Parker is one of the most relatable characters of all time.
  • “If you canʼt do it without the suit, then you shouldnʼt have it.” How he just wants to help but makes so many mistakes. He struggles through it. #kindredspirit
  • Peter and Tonyʼs relationship.
  • The best villain and a plot twist that shocked me for days. Still does.
  • How funny it is! Especially Ned and his obsession with being the “guy in the chair”.

1. Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Nope, I canʼt even express how much I love this. One day I will write it up featuring a lot of squealing, but for now just know that it is one of my favorite movies of all time! Quickly saying one thing, though:  A TIME HEIST. THE BEST PLAN THAT THERE HAS EVER BEEN IN THE UNIVERSE.



There you have it! I am so exhausted from all this typing, yet I now want to see all of these movies again. Life in a fandom never ends.

Thanks to TQ and Miss Woodhouse for hosting this! Thanks to you guys for making it through this post. Please, tell me how you rank all of the movies! I want to see and talk about it with each one of you. Are you surprised by any of my picks? Does anyone else have a hard time picking a favorite power?

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