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Tuesday, May 5, 2026

Revenge of the Fifth 2026 // 15 Incorrect Clones Wars Quotes For Fun

Hello there...

To us Star Wars nerds, yesterday was May the Fourth aka Star Wars Day. Therefore, today is Revenge of the Fifth! Which is what we celebrate when us Star Wars nerds are a day late.

Because I love Star Wars cosmically, I wanted to do something fun and on theme because why else do I have this blog? Sadly I can't remember when I last watched one of the movies. Oh the horror! However, movies aren't the only thing in the Star Wars universe.

My freshman year roommate got me into the animated TV spin-off Clone Wars which basically takes place between the events of the second and third prequels. I remember seeing ads for it when it first came out and thought it looked lame but that was even before I was a Star Wars fan. Now I appreciate it for giving me more depth and relationships and connection where the prequels didn't have time to do so.

(And it will always get kudos from me for giving us the legend Ahsoka Tano.)

Not that I've finished the series. It's also been a while since I watched it and I was last in season 4 (out of 7), I believe? But that doesn't stop me from finding things the internet jokes could reasonably happen. Also known as "incorrect quotes."

Today I'm going to share some of my favorite with you guys! There are no spoilers as all of these are made up scenarios between Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Ahsoka so even if you haven't seen Clone Wars, just knowing the prequels is enough to appreciate the dynamics. Enjoy!

All of these sourced from Pinterest.

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Have any of you Star Wars fans seen Clone Wars? Which of these is your favorite? Which of the trio of characters is your favorite? (mine is Obi-Wan). What did you do for Star Wars day? Which movie should I revisit?

May the Force be with you!

Chloe the MovieCritic



"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, where you stop your story." -Orson Welles