Hello, my scalawags!
Are you ready for a party? I certainly am! I’m dancing around with excitement over here! She didn’t host one last year, but the three years previously she had a whole week set aside for us folks to obsess over fandoms, and this year we arrrrrrr talking about pirates!
I have another post coming up, but right now I’ll answer her tag questions. Savvy?
I usually try to make myself think harder by not answering any of the questions with the same movies/books, but I’m not going to hold myself to that this time. Why? To get myself straightened out I made a list of everything related to pirates that I have ever dealt with. It was surprisingly short, which should be remedied. Let’s just jump in then!
SPOILERS for Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007), but that’s it. Don’t read this if you haven’t seen that or I’ll make you walk the plank!
The questions:
1. What are your favorite pirate movies or books?
The question is plural, so I can freely name many! I could go on into infinity! Wait, you don't want that?
The Pirates of the Caribbean movies: Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man’s Chest (2006), and At World’s End (2007) (I’ve seen the fourth and it’s okay but not brilliant, and I haven’t seen the latest). Looking at all these gifs I have in this post has really made me want to revisit this series!
Captain Blood (1935). This had all of the swashbuckling goodness! This is one of the few “older” (pre 2000s) pirate movies that I’ve seen, so I would love recommendations as I greatly enjoyed this one!
The Pirate Hunter Chronicles: Ships, Secrets, and Survivors - by Sarah Rodecker and Helena George (they don’t love pirates like we do as they are hunters of pirates, but the story revolves so much around pirates that it definitely could be called a pirate book).
2. Who are your favorite fictional pirates?
Captain Jack Sparrow from The Pirates of the Caribbean. He’s crazy, but: “Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?” which honestly describes me. That’s pretty much my motto in life.
Okay, and all of the other pirates from The Pirates of the Caribbean: Will Turner, Elizabeth Swan (here’s where the spoilers come in, as I loved her as the Pirate King!), Captain Hector Barbossa, all of them!
Captain Peter Blood from Captain Blood (1935). His actions are very understandable, but not cruel!
Captain Hook from any version of Peter Pan. I don’t like him because he is the villain, but he’s one of those villains that you just have to appreciate how well written he is. He is terrifying! There are so many excellent portrayals of him, but lately I’ve been considering Rhys Ifans who plays him in the miniseries Neverland (2011). Sure, I absolutely HATE him, but how quickly he took to piracy is impressive.
Luigi Vampa and his crew from The Count of Monte Cristo (2002). He is only there for a few minutes, but I still love his part for some reason. He influences Edmund’s story! Apparently there’s more of him in the book? I’ll find out soon.
3. What do you like best about pirate stories? (Themes, costumes, aesthetic, etc.)
Based on the several Pinterest boards that I have, probably the aesthetics. Sword fights are certainly taken into consideration. If themes are woven in nicely then I will always appreciate that. Especially if it has any resemblance to Robin Hood. You can’t go wrong with that, right?
4. If you were going to play a pirate on the stage or screen, what would your costume look like?
Something easy to move around in like this, but it could have simpler fabric colors:
If I had to have some (PRETEND) pirate accessory, I wouldn’t mind an eye patch.
Also, one year I dressed up like Captain Hook and it was pretty sweet, so I wouldn’t mind doing that again. It was pretty convincing, too, because quite a few people I know didn’t recognize me! You can see it HERE.
5. What pirate ship would you like to serve on?
I would love to be part of Auburn Sally’s crew on her ship in Starbordia from the book The Land of Stories: An Author’s Odyssey - by Chris Colfer. It’s an all female crew and hilarious things happen. It was the fifth book in the series and the most epic book ever! The last book really disappointed, but this one was a treasure.
Something easy to move around in like this, but it could have simpler fabric colors:
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If I had to have some (PRETEND) pirate accessory, I wouldn’t mind an eye patch.
Also, one year I dressed up like Captain Hook and it was pretty sweet, so I wouldn’t mind doing that again. It was pretty convincing, too, because quite a few people I know didn’t recognize me! You can see it HERE.
5. What pirate ship would you like to serve on?
I would love to be part of Auburn Sally’s crew on her ship in Starbordia from the book The Land of Stories: An Author’s Odyssey - by Chris Colfer. It’s an all female crew and hilarious things happen. It was the fifth book in the series and the most epic book ever! The last book really disappointed, but this one was a treasure.
6. Any favorite sea shanties or pirate songs?
What do you do with a cursed Ashton?
What do you do with a cursed Ashton?
Oh what do you do with a cursed Ashton early in the morning?
I should know so many but my mind is failing me. "Leave Her Johnny" is a classic that is a tad sad. For a more inspiring one, I like "The Mary Ellen Carter".
7. Have you ever participated in International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Every year I think, “Oh, that’s such a cool idea!” and start to do it, but then after one “Arrr!”...
I get distracted and complete forget what I was doing.
8. Would you like to go sailing on a real tall ship?
You bet! I can tell tall tales and the higher it is the more fun it will be to do this:
But actually I just really like boats, so yes please.
9. Have you ever learned anything about real pirates, or do you tend to stick to the fictional kind?
I was forced to do some research back in 2019 because I decided to do a crazy thing and write my own pirate story/novel for NaNoWriMo. It needs MAJOR rewrites as there are not enough “piraty” things or mystery, but I’m rather pleased with it. So yes, I know a thing or two about actual pirates, but I have the skill set (ha, as if) to make it fictional.
10. Why is the rum gone?
Because I have something much better:
I had to get that liquid out of there to use for this, ‘cause where else was I going to put my dirt?
Thanks to Hamlette for hosting! This is jolly good fun, and I recommend all of you checking out the other posts HERE. If you want some treasure of your own, check out Hamlette’s giveaway! You might get something rare indeed.
What do all of you think of my answers? Please recommend pirate books and movies galore to me!
MovieCritic
What do you do with a cursed Ashton?
Oh what do you do with a cursed Ashton early in the morning?
I should know so many but my mind is failing me. "Leave Her Johnny" is a classic that is a tad sad. For a more inspiring one, I like "The Mary Ellen Carter".
7. Have you ever participated in International Talk Like a Pirate Day?
Every year I think, “Oh, that’s such a cool idea!” and start to do it, but then after one “Arrr!”...
I get distracted and complete forget what I was doing.
8. Would you like to go sailing on a real tall ship?
You bet! I can tell tall tales and the higher it is the more fun it will be to do this:
But actually I just really like boats, so yes please.
9. Have you ever learned anything about real pirates, or do you tend to stick to the fictional kind?
I was forced to do some research back in 2019 because I decided to do a crazy thing and write my own pirate story/novel for NaNoWriMo. It needs MAJOR rewrites as there are not enough “piraty” things or mystery, but I’m rather pleased with it. So yes, I know a thing or two about actual pirates, but I have the skill set (ha, as if) to make it fictional.
10. Why is the rum gone?
Because I have something much better:
I had to get that liquid out of there to use for this, ‘cause where else was I going to put my dirt?
Thanks to Hamlette for hosting! This is jolly good fun, and I recommend all of you checking out the other posts HERE. If you want some treasure of your own, check out Hamlette’s giveaway! You might get something rare indeed.
What do all of you think of my answers? Please recommend pirate books and movies galore to me!
MovieCritic











































